High School Reunion: Were Dying to See You All Again

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• Christie : So, Mi-chelle! What are you lot up to?

  Michele : Oh, okay. Um, I invented Postal service-Its.

  Christie : No law-breaking, Michele, but how in the world did *you lot* think of Mail service-Its?

  Michele : Uh...

  [looks across the room at Romy talking to Billy Christianson]

  Romy : And I thought of them completely past myself. I mean, all Michele did was say: "What nearly making them yellow?"

  Michele : [turns to the A Group] Actually I invented a special kind of glue.

  Christie : Oh really? Well then I'1000 sure you wouldn't listen giving us a detailed account of exactly how you concocted this phenomenon glue, would yous?

  Michele : No. Um, well, ordinarily when you make glue get-go you demand to thermoset your resin so after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is actually just a fancy-schmancy proper name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? And then I thought perchance, but maybe, y'all could enhance the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification procedure and it turns out I was right.

• Romy : Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.

  Michele : Do yous want to try to take sex sometime just to see if nosotros are?

  Romy : What? Yes, correct, Michelle. Merely the thought of having sex activity with another woman creeps me out. Only if nosotros're non married by the time we're 30, enquire me again.

  Michele : Okay.

• Michele : Oh my God, you did it!

  Romy : Aye, I did.

  Michele : What did you have to practice?

  Romy : I had to give everyone in the service department hand jobs.

  Michele : Well, while y'all were doing that, I fabricated u.s.a. a record of all the nostalgic songs from high school to become us in the mood.

  Romy : Michele?

  Michele : What?

  Romy : Practice y'all really think I would do that? For a motorcar? Just arrive.

  Michele : O.Chiliad.

• Michele : For me, it's like I've only given nativity to my own infant girl, except she's like a large giant girl who smokes and says "shit" a lot. You know?

• Cheryl : I don't believe it!

  Christie : What?

  Cheryl : THAT!

  Kelly : They're back!

  Christie : Overnice outfits. Mail-it'southward must be actually lucrative!

  Michele : Romy, are you sure you wanna practice this?

  Romy : Oh aye, Michele. I am SO certain!

  [they approach Christie, Cheryl, & Kelly]

  Romy : What the hell is your problem, Christie? Why the hell are you always such a nasty bitch? I mean, okay, so Michele and I did make upward some stupid lie! Nosotros but did it because we wanted yous to treat us similar human being beings. Only y'all know what I realized? I don't care if you like u.s., 'crusade we don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly center, and we don't give a flying fuck what you recollect!

  [Cheryl and Kelly laugh sarcastically]

  Romy : Come up on Michele.

  Michele : Okay, and... Aye!

  Christie : Unbelievable! They're as deluded about their lives every bit they are about those HIDEOUS wearing apparel

  Lisa Luder : Really Christie. They take prissy lines. A fun, frisky use of color. All and all, I'd accept to say they're really... Non BAD!

  Christie : Well, WE still think they're ridiculous. Don't nosotros girls?

  Lisa Luder : Why don't you but let them think for themselves for once?

  Christie : You're just jealous. Because unlike a certain brawl-busting dried upward career woman, I might mention, nosotros're all HAPPILY MARRIED!

  Lisa Luder : That's right, Christie. Keep telling yourself that.

• Michele : Remember the prom? You got so sparse by and then.

  Romy : Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best nutrition ever.

• Michele : Hey Romy, remember Mrs. Divitz'southward class, there was like always a word problem. Like, at that place's a guy in a rowboat going 10 miles, and the current is going like, you know, another miles, and how long does it take him to go to town? It's like, 'Who cares? Who wants to become to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?

• Michelle : What are you picking on u.s. for any way? We are NOT the ones who got fat.

  Christie : We're pregnant, you half-wit.

  Michelle : Oh yep? Well, I promise your babies look similar monkeys!

• Michele : Did you lose weight?

  Romy : Actually, I have been trying this new fatty free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past half-dozen days are gluey bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.

  Michele : God, I wish I had your discipline.

• Michele : You lot look so skillful with blond hair and blackness roots its like not even funny.

• Billy Christiansen : Wanna get a room?

  Romy : Just you're married!

  Billy Christiansen : To Christie!

  Romy : Yeah, but you have children, and you're a successful real estate developer.

  Billy Christiansen : I do dry out wall for her old human'south construction company, and you know this new kid, don't even know if he's mine! And then, how nearly that room?

  Romy : Okay. Why don't you lot get that room? Why don't you wash your face up and take off all your wearing apparel? And, I'll be at that place in 5 minutes.

  Billy Christiansen : All right! Your fantasy is going to come true this night. Run across you afterwards!

  Michele : Bye.

  Romy : Now he's going to see what information technology feels similar to wait.

  Michele : Such a practiced one.

• Michele : You know, even though we've watched Pretty Adult female like thirty-six times, I never become tired of making fun of information technology.

• [looking at yearbook pictures]

  Romy : Oh my God! Recollect what a big controversy it was for us to have our picture taken together?

  Michele : Yes, considering Danny Weller similar, lodged that complaint. Because alphabetically he was supposed to be between us.

  Romy : So we said: "OK Danny. If you want to be between us, come to Michele's house on Fri night and we'll be waiting."

  Michele : And and then he showed upwards, and nosotros were like: "Danny, information technology was a joke!"

  Romy : And then we turned the sprinklers on him!

  [both laugh hysterically]

  Michele : Oh my God!

  [abruptly stops laughing]

  Michele : Didn't he die?

  Romy : I recollect so.

• Michele : Sandy Frink has a helicopter?

  Romy : Yeah, apparently he's worth millions. He invented some kind of safe.

  Michele : Similar for condoms?

• Heather : This clothes exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

  Michele : OK, I don't fifty-fifty know what you lot're talking about cause of those words, simply come up here.

• Michele , Romy : [singing along to radio] Cut loose! Fancy-free! Kick off your dominicus shoes!

  [they both trail off and expect at each other]

  Romy : I accept no idea what the rest of the lyrics are...

• Michele : [On video phone in the future in Michelle'due south dream] Billy, dearest. Tell your mommy that Michelle Wienberger is on the phone.

  Romy : No. Not Until you lot admit that I'one thousand the Mary, and y'all're the Rhoda.

  Michele : I'm the Mary! You're a pasty hag on your death bed!

• Michele : You know, even though I had to clothing that stupid back brace and yous were kind of fat, nosotros were withal totally cutting edge.

• Romy : All I ever wanted was for people to think that nosotros were amend than we were in loftier school. And now we're just a stupid joke, simply like we always were.

  Michele : Romy, can I tell y'all the truth? I never knew that we weren't that not bad in high schoolhouse. I mean, we always had then much fun together... I thought loftier school was a blast! And until yous told me that our lives weren't proficient enough, I thought everything *since* high school was a blast. I think we should go back out there as ourselves, and just have fun like we always do. The hell with everyone else!

  Romy : I don't think I tin.

  Michele : Well, practice you call up y'all can stop existence such a baby? God! I feel like I've been, like, chasing you lot all over this reunion. Nosotros have come all this fashion, at present we are going to savour ourselves whether you like it or not!

  Romy : God, Michele... I've never seen this side of your personality earlier. Yous're so bossy and domineering. I like it!

  Michele : [Grinning] Me as well!

• Michele : I'm the Mary, and y'all're the Rhoda.

  Romy : YOU'RE the Rhoda, you're the Jewish 1.

• Heather : Wow, all that time yous guys were making my life hell, the A grouping was doing the aforementioned affair to you! I had no idea!

  Michele : You know? I bet in high schoolhouse, everybody made somebody's life hell.

  Heather : Nope, sorry, never had the opportunity.

  Michele : I bet that'due south not true...

  Heather : Yous call back?

  Michele : Oh, yeah, you were really unpleasant.

• [Michele is a at job interview]

  Michele : Well, my first pick was to work at a bazaar on Rodeo Bulldoze, merely this would be okay.

• Michele : To me, manner is just like... everything.

  [looks at a customer looking into a mirror]

  Michele : Past the mode... Hi! That blouse looks great on you!

  Irate Customer : [looking pleased] Give thanks yous!

  Michele : And see? I have this really believable manner of telling people they look really practiced, even though I'm just, y'all know...

  [does masturbating gesture]

  Michele : .

  Irate Customer : [looks embarrassed and leaves]

  Michele : [whispers] I retrieve she heard me.

• [Romy whips Michele in the confront with her pilus]

  Michele : Ow! That hurt! But information technology looked actually good!

• Romy : Do yous have some sort of business woman special?

  Truck Stop Waitress : Come once again?

  Romy : Well, were business organisation women.

  Michele : From LA.

  Romy : And yous know how some places take similar a luncheon special?

  Michele : For business women...

  Truck Stop Waitress : We don't have anything like that.

  Romy : Ok we'll take ii burgers, fries, and medium cokes cause were in a hurry.

  Michele : We're due in Tucson later on... some concern thing, you know.

  Truck Cease Waitress : What kind of business you all in?

  [Romy and Michele give a long pause]

• Christie : Thanks a lot Romy.

  Romy : What?

  Christie : Thanks for stealing my young man!

  Romy : What are you talking near?

  Christie : Billy just broke upwards with me. Patently he's had a crush on you since Mr. Roswell'due south grade and now that he knows that you like him, he doesn't desire to pretend with me anymore. My life was perfect and you ruined it! Oh!

  Romy : I swear to God Christy, I didn't even remember he'd dance with me!

  Michele : Wow, she is really P.O.'d. This is so absurd!

  Romy : I know. It'due south like I had this dream where Baton was similar in love with me, and he was in a wheelchair, but still, information technology'southward like it's coming true!

• Romy : I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound.

  Michele : That'due south impossible. Did yous deduct sixteen pounds for your shoes?

• Romy : The reunion is less than two weeks away. I simply can't believe that yous turned downward a job!

  Michele : Well, I thought the whole point of going to the reunion was to impress people. I mean, how am I gonna impress Everyone by selling ban-lon smocks at Bargain Mart?

• [looking at yearbook pictures]

  Romy : Well we definitely weren't in the A group, but you know, we weren't really in the B group either.

  Michele : Oh my god! We weren't in the C grouping were we?

  Romy : Oh god no, that was, like, all the losers and honor students, like Sandy Frink and Heather Mooney.

  Michele : So, Romy, what group WERE we in?

  Romy : Well, we weren't actually in a group, we were more similar loners. Oh expect! There we are!

  Michele : Yeah, and lone.

• Michele : Let's fold scarves!

• Mr. Lish : [addressing Romy & Michele] Just a reminder, girls - y'all take DETENTION after school today.

  Michele : Yeah, nosotros're actually looking forrard to it!

  [Mr. Lish looks at them, stunned, then chop-chop withdraws]

  Romy : Can you lot believe he simply got married? Like how desperate is she?

• Michele : [after Romy takes a half-eaten Dorito from her and puts information technology back in the purse] Like that one bit is gonna make a difference... wasn't even a whole chip.

• Creepy Director : [explaining the pros and cons of Michele'south new job] You as well go a 5% employee discount over and above our everyday depression prices.

  [proudly showing off garish necktie]

  Creepy Manager : I got this tie for a dollar.

  Michele : [aghast] You paid a whole dollar for that?

• Romy : You take admittedly no proof that you're cuter.

  Michele : Oh, proof. You desire proof? Ok, fine. Who lost their virginity starting time?

  Romy : Oh, large wow, with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag nearly it.

• Romy : Michele? At present that I'm looking at this, our lives don't seem as impressive as I idea.

  Michele : They don't?

  Romy : Well, do you lot retrieve information technology'south impressive that we're yet single, and nosotros've been living together for 10 years, and I'm a cashier and y'all're unemployed?

  Michele : Non super-impressive.

  Romy : So, what's the betoken of going if we're not going to impress people?

• Michelle : You know, you really shouldn't let people fill out applications if you don't desire them to really effort to get a task here. No, no, that'south all I have to say.

• Michele : Yous paid a whole dollar for that?

• Michele : [looking around discount outlet disgustedly] I'd like to go... away!

• Creepy Manager : [explaing the pros and cons of the job] You also get a 5% employee discount, over and higher up our everyday low prices.

  [proudly shows off a gaudy tie]

  Creepy Manager : I got this necktie for a dollar.

  Michele : You paid a whole dollar for that?

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